Intro

This was suggested to me by a friend, in his infinite wisdom (Shak I am TOTALLY blaming u here). It stemmed from a conversation about the rules of etiquette when moving.... Here are the rules decided upon when moving:

• When the previous tenenat of you apartment has not moved out when you arrive to move in; you should have sex with them. They owe it to you for wasting your time.
• If the sex is good, you may exchange numbers, but it is not required - as the person owed you sex to begin with.
• You have permission to pretend to have never met the person if you pass in the street, a bar, liquor store or supermarket.
• You are free to make up any lie about having an evil twin, doppelganger, or alien impersonator if the person pushes the issue.

From here I will be more than happy to take questions, otherwise I will probably just come up with random rules for random situations :D